i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize:
u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
whats the html code for a social life
WHEN ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
ayeeee go Kylie😂✊👏lmao
yasss kylie 💃💃
This is deep, man
one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
I love this!